1. People who do not rsvp to a wedding but still attend. - Thanks I didn't plan on paying for you and now I will have a "surprise" bill at the end of the night to cover your inconsiderate ass.
2. People that rsvp as 1 and then bring 2 with them w/o notifying you - You said you weren't bringing a date so they're not on my list....they'll have to wait outside. Thanks!
3. People that rsvp that they are coming but then they don't, w/o notice. - Thanks I already paid for you...I guess you can cover the people in #1 and #2 above.
4. People that do not have their priorities/financials straight. - If you can't afford your cell phone or light bill..... you probably shouldn't buy that 30 pack or bost about how much you've gone out lately. You also, probably hangout with little Miss foodstamps that buys a carton of ciggarets a week.
5. People that cry wolf (Brett Favre) - You know the story.....that Wolf is going to eventually come and devour you and I'm notttttttt going to help. Too bad, so sad.
6. People who cry poverty and then show up with new shoes or car - guess you're not that poor and you CAN pay me the $20 you owe me. You can also go hangout with Mr./Mrs. "I don't have my priorities straight."
7. People who need to be in a relationship....ALWAYS! - Really?!?!? You should take all that time and energy you have invested into "loving" that person, which happens to be the 5th person this year that you have "loved" and "can't live without", and invest it in counseling! You OBVIOUSLY need it if you NEED someone to make you feel good and whole. P.S. You're pathetic!
8. People that bitch and moan that their life is horrible - .....it's probably because all you do is bitch and moan and see the negative in everything. Ever heard the saying "the quality of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts?"
9. The People that think building a Muslim mosque on the grounds of where 9/11 occurred is a good idea. - Best quote....."You wouldn't build a Japanese cultural center at Pearl Harbor".
Friday, August 20, 2010
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Not cereal, but SERIAL....
It seems there has been a high crime rate lately of serial daters and serial lovers. Those people that go from one relationship to the other and every time, without fail, "falls in love." Seriously?!? How does that happen?? Now call me cautious but if I've had "my heart broken so many times" before (wah) I would NOT be rushing out to have it done again. I would take a little me time to figure some 'ish out. Clearly my past 18 relationshits (thank you Dane Cook) have not worked out so mayyybe, JUST maybe, I need to figure out exactly what I am looking for and what I like instead of what is standing in front of me or the next thing to show me the least bit of attention. Paaaaaaaaathetic!
Now granted I was never a dating kinda gal so I understand if this comes off a little critical, I tend to be that way. I dated 2 people, both of which lasted over a year and 1 of which I am MARRYING and no I am not counting the grade school "dating" I had which was like maybe 2 people where I stayed home sick the day after we started "dating" and broke up with them the next day. True story. With a guy, I could tell instantly (or so I think) if I thought I would "click" with someone or not and more than likely it was the latter of the two.
I'm not a just "date for fun" kinda person either. I am a serious dater, not a serial dater. I take my heart seriously. That shit hurts when it gets broken not to mention all the effort that goes into starting a relationship, let alone to keep it going. Exxxxxhausting! I don't want to have the hassle of telling you about my past, my family(s), my friends, where I went to school, this, that, and the other....yadda yadda yadda...noooo thanks!
These serial daters are usually the same serial lovers. They "fall in love" every single flipping time like it is damn clock work! Give me a break! How do you fall in love with someone in a month! A month! Another thing I was never one to partake in...throwing around the "L" word. mmm no thanks. If I tell you that I love you, I am as serious as the female praying mantis! And that little insect means business!
These serial daters and lovers then become obsessed daters and lovers because it is the ONLY thing they post about on their networking site. Realllly?! You don't have ANYTHING else interesting going on in your life to post about?! Really?
Now my take on the serial daters and serial lovers that turn into the obsesses lovers is that you MUST have some deep seeded insecurities to throw yourself into a relationship over and over like it defines you or makes you a better, "whole" person. Hate to let the cat out of the bag....but it doesn't define you NOR make you better! Sorrrrrry! And this is another reason why I think you need a little "me time" to figure out these insecurities amongst the other issues I listed.
I ALSO think that you don't realllly invest everything you have into this relationshit. You are faking it because you're not REALLY looking for something serious. Again, deep seeded issues that should be taken care of before your next dive into "love."
Call me jaded, call me critical but allll of this makes me SO happy I am getting married! To someone I love and have loved for YEARS!
Now granted I was never a dating kinda gal so I understand if this comes off a little critical, I tend to be that way. I dated 2 people, both of which lasted over a year and 1 of which I am MARRYING and no I am not counting the grade school "dating" I had which was like maybe 2 people where I stayed home sick the day after we started "dating" and broke up with them the next day. True story. With a guy, I could tell instantly (or so I think) if I thought I would "click" with someone or not and more than likely it was the latter of the two.
I'm not a just "date for fun" kinda person either. I am a serious dater, not a serial dater. I take my heart seriously. That shit hurts when it gets broken not to mention all the effort that goes into starting a relationship, let alone to keep it going. Exxxxxhausting! I don't want to have the hassle of telling you about my past, my family(s), my friends, where I went to school, this, that, and the other....yadda yadda yadda...noooo thanks!
These serial daters are usually the same serial lovers. They "fall in love" every single flipping time like it is damn clock work! Give me a break! How do you fall in love with someone in a month! A month! Another thing I was never one to partake in...throwing around the "L" word. mmm no thanks. If I tell you that I love you, I am as serious as the female praying mantis! And that little insect means business!
These serial daters and lovers then become obsessed daters and lovers because it is the ONLY thing they post about on their networking site. Realllly?! You don't have ANYTHING else interesting going on in your life to post about?! Really?
Now my take on the serial daters and serial lovers that turn into the obsesses lovers is that you MUST have some deep seeded insecurities to throw yourself into a relationship over and over like it defines you or makes you a better, "whole" person. Hate to let the cat out of the bag....but it doesn't define you NOR make you better! Sorrrrrry! And this is another reason why I think you need a little "me time" to figure out these insecurities amongst the other issues I listed.
I ALSO think that you don't realllly invest everything you have into this relationshit. You are faking it because you're not REALLY looking for something serious. Again, deep seeded issues that should be taken care of before your next dive into "love."
Call me jaded, call me critical but allll of this makes me SO happy I am getting married! To someone I love and have loved for YEARS!
Monday, June 21, 2010
Driving in the Rain
So I head out yesterday to the Augusta/China area. It's warm, and bright out, and the sun is shining down on me and I am thinking "yess! I am going to get a mother loving tan today!" So I drive along, fully enjoying my sun-soaking session. I then hit Auburn and see black clouds to my left; not good! "Eeeee!" So I step on the peddle to the right a little bit more (sorry officers of the law) hoping I can beat the storm so I don't have to drive through it. Low and behold, the droplets start to pelt my windshield. OK, they are no longer pelting my window as much as they are raging a storm against it, literally and figuratively! So I slow it down, and I realize that I am a little more paranoid than the average person, but people are zipping by me! I start to wonder if they have some crazy bionic eye sight that I lack that let's them see more clearly through the rain than I. And also, what kind of tires do they have that makes them not worry about hydroplaning what-so-ever! It's not the weather in Maine that I am scared of, it's the other drivers that are fearless when driving that I am scared of. I (crazily, I know) envision that this "fearless" driver is going to careen into me as I drive oh-so-cautiously creating my untimely eulogy. I don't even have a child of my own yet and I worry endlessly about this.
So tell me fearless driver, what makes you drive like that?!
So tell me fearless driver, what makes you drive like that?!
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