1. People who do not rsvp to a wedding but still attend. - Thanks I didn't plan on paying for you and now I will have a "surprise" bill at the end of the night to cover your inconsiderate ass.
2. People that rsvp as 1 and then bring 2 with them w/o notifying you - You said you weren't bringing a date so they're not on my list....they'll have to wait outside. Thanks!
3. People that rsvp that they are coming but then they don't, w/o notice. - Thanks I already paid for you...I guess you can cover the people in #1 and #2 above.
4. People that do not have their priorities/financials straight. - If you can't afford your cell phone or light bill..... you probably shouldn't buy that 30 pack or bost about how much you've gone out lately. You also, probably hangout with little Miss foodstamps that buys a carton of ciggarets a week.
5. People that cry wolf (Brett Favre) - You know the story.....that Wolf is going to eventually come and devour you and I'm notttttttt going to help. Too bad, so sad.
6. People who cry poverty and then show up with new shoes or car - guess you're not that poor and you CAN pay me the $20 you owe me. You can also go hangout with Mr./Mrs. "I don't have my priorities straight."
7. People who need to be in a relationship....ALWAYS! - Really?!?!? You should take all that time and energy you have invested into "loving" that person, which happens to be the 5th person this year that you have "loved" and "can't live without", and invest it in counseling! You OBVIOUSLY need it if you NEED someone to make you feel good and whole. P.S. You're pathetic!
8. People that bitch and moan that their life is horrible - .....it's probably because all you do is bitch and moan and see the negative in everything. Ever heard the saying "the quality of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts?"
9. The People that think building a Muslim mosque on the grounds of where 9/11 occurred is a good idea. - Best quote....."You wouldn't build a Japanese cultural center at Pearl Harbor".
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